Nick apollo presents

How I Got Rich Quick™ (Allegedly)

If anyone from the IRS is watching, calm down - my fancy pants attorneys told me to say that none of this is tax, legal, financial & definitely not medical advice. Besides, this is all Congress' fault anyway.

Nothing happens in:

$100M+

IN TOTALLY WASTED MONEY

18.6K+

unhappy Customers WORLDWIDe

1537+

one STAR REVIEWS

AS previously not SEEN ON

Have you ever taken "advice" only to later realize how terrible it was?

Have you ever wondered why everything is so fuggin' complicated?

Do you feel overwhelmed by how quickly things are changing right now?

If that sounds familiar - you're screwed.

It's too late. We're doomed. Let's partner up. 🫡

What other people are saying...

"Nick Apollo is the best ever"

“He's done lots of important sounding stuff and is the most important person I know."

- Nick Apollo (Linkedin)

"Nick has built a dream team"

“When he showed me what he was working on, I saw the vision immediately."

- Kevin Harrington (SharkTank)

"Nick is married to me"

“Nick has done lots of things I've seen him do on a regular basis usually."

- Haley Apollo (Nick's wife)

"Contributed over $500,000"

“Through his efforts we were able to contribute over a half million dollars."

- Yanik Silver (Evolved Enterprise)

"Nick knows some things"

“He said something that sounded interesting at least one or more times."

- Arianna Strawberry (Nick's EA)

"A pleasure working with him"

“Nick's a true professional and has built a solid team who operate on high ethics."

- Damien Zamora (Gomobile Solutions)

"The Maximum Extreme Shortcut To Nowhere Fast"

This hasn't worked for anyone else so far and probably won't help you at all.

What You Won't Get:

🚫 Smarter 🚫 Value

At least five one star reviews

Price going up soon: ~~$49,997~~

Today only: worthless

OR ELSE Nothing happens in:

Frequently Asked Questions

"What will I get out of this?"

Probably nothing. Don't do it.

"Does it cost anything?"

Yes. Part of your lifetime.

(No other charges though).

"What do you actually do?

Schemes. Mostly schemes.

(The get rich quick kind).

JK

I do everything:

1. Predict the future.

2. Help animals/people.

3. Invest without stress.

4. Build money machines.

5. Avoid paying taxes.

6. Never pay full price.

7. Get free software/tools.

8. Structure for wealth.

9. Live longer, cheaper.

Etc - that's just Tuesday.

"Who's a good fit?"

If ya haven't leaked a smirk yet, it's probably not a good fit.

Anyone else who has laughed at least once in the past 12 months - and enjoyed it - should have fun with us. 🙏

"Why are you doing this?"

I'm on an unrelenting MISSION to make my/your dog live forever (or just longer) with AI, robotics, quantum computing, and biotech/nanoscience.

(All of which is very expensive btw, so I have no choice but to aggregate and deploy vast sums of monetary energy alongside a LEGION of partners to pull forward dreams into reality for the greater good of humanity and animals worldwide).

I also like mansions, flying private, likeminded friends, and freedom.

Wanna come with?

Sound good? Let's partner up:

Ready To Level DOWN? 👇

The FASTEST way to lose everything. Guaranteed. ✅

Witness all the mischief we're up to:

TOTALLY OVERPRICED at $0 TODAY - GOING UP SOON!

What you'll get from being on the show (probably nothing)

Here's everything you won't get when you book an interview today: